Because I’m Bored, Let’s Figure Out Every Dexter Character’s Signature “Disco Elysium” Skill

Something I've always enjoyed in my time writing critically on media are weird comparisons — taking two pieces of media that otherwise would never be placed alongside each other and seeing how hard I have to smash them together to generate something interesting. In that vein, I recently finished binging Dexter, and made a joke with a friend who also loves Disco Elysium about whether Dexter Morgan had access to Shivers. Then I thought about it a little too long... and this happened.

To the Stars and Back: A Metroid Series Ranking

Strap in for my tiered ranking of every Metroid game — from the ones I struggled to make it through to the ones I wish I could experience for the first time over and over again.

A Tribute, to the Olympics: The Swansong of the Greatest of All Time

In those core four American sports—your football, your baseball, your basketball, your hockey—I have never been around to watch one that the world would later refer to as the Greatest of All-Time. I was too young for Jordan and Gretzky by a few years, and Aaron, Montana, and Young by many, many more. The closest I've … Continue reading A Tribute, to the Olympics: The Swansong of the Greatest of All Time

A Tribute, to the Redemptive Science-Fiction of Person of Interest

There's a lot of advice floating around for would-be writers, ranging from the omnipresent (read always, write always) to the niche (write at this time of day, always write this many words per day, etc.), but the two best pieces I've ever received both dealt with what is probably the hardest of all moments to … Continue reading A Tribute, to the Redemptive Science-Fiction of Person of Interest

A Tribute, to the Wild, Wonderful Weirdness of Gravity Falls

I'm not a fan of binge-watching. In my mind, television, like every serialized medium, is best when experienced week-by-week—the anticipation building with every cliffhanger and every inexorable countdown to the next episode, all that tension to be released in one euphoric rush before the cycle begins again. In comparison, blasting through a season in one dazed weekend … Continue reading A Tribute, to the Wild, Wonderful Weirdness of Gravity Falls