Twelve Reasons Why Twelve Minutes is the Worst Game I’ve Ever Played

Twelve Minutes does not have that excuse. As far as I can tell, it was created by a team of adults. No nepotism magicked it into existence, or gave it a starring role in Annapurna's 2021 lineup of games. It's sheer existence is a mystery — or, at least, a web that wouldn't be worth my (or anyone's) time to delve into. Because, put simply, it's the worst game I've ever played. And here are twelve reasons why.